The Bible, Like Totally

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The Bible

Can feel intimidating. Old language. Long chapters.

Hard-to-follow stories.

The Bible, Like Totally was created to change that.

This translation keeps the structure of The Scripture while translating it into a modern, easy-to-understand voice that helps readers connect with the meaning—not just the words. With clear verse-by-verse text and simple chapter recaps, reading The Bible becomes something you want to do, not something you avoid.

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Did you know there are 66 books in The Bible?

Old Testament (39 books)

The Law: The first five books (Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy).
History Books: Narratives of Israel’s history (e.g., Joshua, Judges, 1 & 2 Samuel, Kings, Chronicles, Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther).
Wisdom & Poetry: Poetic and wisdom literature (e.g., Job, Psalms, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Song of Solomon).
Prophets: Books of major and minor prophets (e.g., Isaiah, Jeremiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Hosea, Joel, etc.).

New Testament (27 books)

The Gospels: Four accounts of Jesus’ life and ministry (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John).
History: The book of Acts, detailing the early church.
Letters (Epistles): Letters from apostles, primarily Paul, to churches and individuals (e.g., Romans, 1 & 2 Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1 & 2 Thessalonians, 1 & 2 Timothy, Titus, Philemon, Hebrews, etc.).
Prophecy: The book of Revelation.

“God totally loved the world so much that he gave his one and only Son, so that anyone who, like, believes in him will not perish but will have everlasting forever life, bro.”

John 3:16

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